Official guidance for situations that did not need to become this serious.
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What is this?
Official Protocols for Unofficial Problems is a comedy book about the small awkward moments everyone recognises but no one knows how to formally report.
Each entry treats a minor everyday problem as a serious administrative incident requiring assessment, classification, and recommended action.
It is not self-help.
It is not therapy.
It is not legally binding.
It is paperwork for the emotionally inconvenienced.
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Members of the public may submit minor incidents for departmental review. Please include only situations that were too small to mention at the time and too persistent to forget.